
There's a certain plateau, I'm convinced, in terms of crossword-solving ability. You start out doing the puzzles in Zoobooks or Highlights (side note: is Goofus really
still lying about the spilled milk? That kid will never learn) and you think, "This is pretty sweet for like, nerd stuff" as you fill in your grid with WILLY WONKA and PORPOISE (both of which I've already used in my puzzles).
Later, when you first become someone who "does" crosswords, you get really good really fast. Most of this skill comes from learning puzzle conventions, patterns, and commonly-used words. Like EPEE (a blunt sword; immensely important but non-toxic) and OTOE (an Indian tribe with perfect vowel structure). Another part altogether comes from accumulated pop culture knowledge and an advanced vocabulary. Ten years ago, for example, I could never have filled JOSEPH CONRAD for 23D: Kind of racist author.
After that your skills pause somewhere between the New York Times' Tuesday and Wednesday puzzles. I think that's where I am right now. Completing Wednesday is 30/70 for me; I can fill in all the squares 30%-ish percent of the time, but usually I need assistance, whether it be from a friend or from Google. Damn you, 15A: Russian Orthodox church feature! Though a quick internet search tells me you're an ONION DOME.
What's more, I think I might be getting slightly worse, despite completing a few puzzles every day. So I drew out this graph to encourage myself to keep the goal in sight. Being a competition-level Saturday solver is really only a few puzzles away. Preceeded by a sharp, painful plunge and a probable existential crisis. Where'd I put my Zoobooks?
Solution available here.
ACROSS1. Former Buccaneer 5. Chat room FAQ 8. Shakespeare's commotion? 11. Like Mousavi 12. Tee finisher 14. 90s kids show crime fighters 16. A Kennedy 17. Org. with hat tricks 18. Comment on a bad essay 19. Largest state 21. Robert ___ Butler 22. Keyboard abbrev. 23. Noted (above!) common word
| 24. Game with Mustard 26. Pikachu's owner 27. Joel or Ethan 28. Hitchcock classic 32. Reckon 33. One of Goodall's friends 34. Command for Forrest 35. 90s kids show crime fighters 38. Like used butter? 39. Noted (above!) common word 40. Aye it is not 41. Chemist's abbrev. 42. Bumper bruise
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DOWN1. Omnipresent man? 2. The Little Mermaid 3. Frequent Zoobooks cover animal 4. Sack lunch staple, for short 5. "To boot!" 6. Dementor's craving 7. 35-yr. marriage, say 8. Chromosome part 9. One Ramone 10. War of the Worlds adapter 13. Sedentary man's reward? 15. Length for a dress
| 20. Stroll 23. German food 24. Mexican Budweiser 25. Breathing room 26. Horrify 27. Neutered rooster 29. Greek island 30. One of the Great Lakes 31. Where Brad Pitt might be? 33. Folk singer Guthrie 36. CD-___ 37. Jesus or his father
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